as revistas nas bancas não me ganham atenção não me interessa descobrir se a ficada com o gato vai virar namoro a primeira vez não tem mistério porque já foi faz tempo
e volto para casa me sentindo meio mala por ter entendido que a vida é sempre tão mais que a gente sempre pensa que descobriu enfim

Desde que a Marcia e eu projetamos capelas em forma TRIANGULAR:

Choveu no dia de fazer as estacas na nossa obra e fodeu td


Não conseguimos entregar o relatório da obra a tempo e fodeu td


Não conseguimos entregar o anteprojeto a tempo e fodeu td


Larguei os béts de projeto pq já tava td fodido


No último dia pra fazer o relatório, meu notebook deu pau


As fotos do dia de fazer as estacas que choveu tavam no meu notebook


A Marcia ficou sem internet


A Marcia perdeu o celular duas vezes


Minha impressora ficou piscando aloka


Faltei em tdas as provas


Achei um fio de cabelo branco

The little things

The head of a company survived 9/11 because
His son started kindergarten.

Another fellow was alive because it was
His turn to bring donuts.

One woman was late because her
Alarm clock didn’t go off in time.

One was late because of being stuck on the NJ Turnpike
Because of an auto accident.

One of them
Missed his bus.

One spilled food on her clothes and had to take
Time to change.

One’s
Car wouldn’t start.

One couldn’t
Get a taxi.

The one that struck me was the man
Who put on a new pair of shoes that morning,
Took the various means to get to work but before.
He got there, he developed a blister on his foot.
He stopped at a drugstore to buy a Band-Aid.
That is why he is alive today..

Now when I am
Stuck in traffic,
Miss an elevator,
Turn back to answer a ringing telephone…
All the little things that annoy me,
I think to myself,

This is exactly where
I’m meant to be
At this very moment